The Scorpion and the Frog
A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the
scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The
frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion
says, "Because if I do, I will die too."
The frog is satisfied, and they set out, but in midstream,
the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of
paralysis and starts to sink. Knowing they both will drown,
the frog gasps, "Why?"
Replies the scorpion: "I could not help it; it's my nature."
So it is with Luis Suárez, Uruguay's enigmatic and bizarre anti-hero. A few days after single-handedly resuscitating La Celeste's World Cup dreams by scoring a brace against England, he inexplicably tried to take a bite out of Italian defender Giorgio Chiellini's shoulder. The game was tied, and Uruguay had started to dominate because the thuggish Marchisio had been sent off for a brutal foul. There was no apparent provocation, nor rhyme, nor reason. Given Suárez's history, one can only surmise that he simply could not help it; it's his nature.
