- Puffing cheeba is infinitely more rewarding than making millions of dollars for playing a game.
- Overweight coaching candidates need not bother applying for jobs.
- The Reid household is a den of drug-frenzied iniquity.
- The league's best coach is a homeless derelict.
- ... and Turdell Owens.
- Motivational tactics involving heavy, sharp objects may backfire.
- Drowning and electrocuting dogs ain't no big thang...
- ... and neither is murder...
- ... but taping the opposing team's signals from a location different than the one prescribed by the rules is dastardly and inexcusable.
- A looming money laundering scandal could stink up the league...
- ... but letting Najeh Davenport anywhere near your laundry stinks infinitely worse.
- Public restrooms are nature's most powerful lesbian aphrodisiac.
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